Track 22: Crack

Welcome to episode twenty-two of the Mixtape Book Club Podcast.

In this episode, Ellen and Mal welcome author and illustrator PallasPerilous to discuss a range of Crack Destiel fics.

You can find our Mixtape Book Club Ao3 collection here, containing the stories we’ve discussed on the podcast so far.

A warning: This episode contains swearing and discussion of adult topics. Please listen at your own risk.

Our Guest – PallasPerilous

PallasPerilous writes hilarious and charming Destiel fics in different genres. Find her in the Profound Bond Discord server, or read all of her work on ao3.

Pallas’ fics we mention in this episode:

  • Boneless Wings (4333 words, M) – For those of you perving along at home, Dean could absolutely provide a list of the hundred or so ways that having a boyfriend with giant fucking actual wings is super hot and/or awesome. This is not that list.
  • Fifty Ways to Lose Your Lover (1106 words, T) – Castiel’s love confession scene is proving difficult to nail down. SURELY the characters will settle down in the next draft. SURELY.
  • Funny Bone (4933 words, M) – Now a podfic by NerdyNerdenstein as well! – It wasn’t even a particularly creepy skeleton; it was in kind of a “just chillin’” pose on the floor. It was the skeleton’s comment about Dean’s ass that really livened things up.

Other featured fics

Canon(ish) fic



  • Let Us by K_K_Tibal and whelvenwings (2438, G) – Two lettuces in a fridge.
  • Lettuce Share This Moment by Almaasi (4807, G) – Dean has a secret: he’s a closet salad-lover.
  • lang thin frim by Dazziel (1504, E) – Dean finds a carrot in the fridge, and does unspeakable things with it.
  • Secret Garden by Miss_LV (6674, E) – Vegetable gardener Cas, plant Dean. Many vegetables.
  • Farmhouse Love by allen_mcfallen (1866, E) – Farmer Dean finds an angel on his prop’ty. Vegetables.

Other miscellaneous crack:

Other fic and podfics

Other links

What’s your favourite crack fic? Please let us know, we’d love to hear from you!

Our intro music is “Angel with a Shotgun” by The Cab, arranged by Ellen

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